I have a really bad cold virus, are these symptoms normal (lady bits mentioned, to warn the faint hearted)?

I have no idea how old you are, but your hormones change with time, and as they change you can produce more or less moisture depending on what's going on with your hormone levels. Also, some medications can increase or decrease all bodily secretions. I've noticed a similar response in my own body when I take Tylenol cold daytime.